Here comes Halloween
That's right gang, it's about that time of year again to dress up like li'l ghouls, carve pumpkins, beg for hand-outs and worship Satan.
Hopefully kids, your parents won't make you go to a boring, non-occult "harvest time festival" instead.
posted by chuck
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Im' gonna sit in the pumpkin patch all night and wait for you-know-who, myself.
I've worshipped Satan for years, but he doesn't call... he doesn't write... what gives?
It's a Beelzebummer.
"You-know-who" is of course The Great Pumpkin, by the way.
Hey Major Tool, Satan's just too busy these days to return all of his fan mail.
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